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The man turned 69 today.  What is there to say, save for please refrain from roundhouse kicking me, sir?  Below are a couple Chuck tidbits sure to make your day; some facts about Chuck and a 30 second Family Guy clip. I laughed and I laughed!!

·         When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

·         Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

·         Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

·         Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

·         Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

·         Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

·         There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

·         Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

·         Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

·         Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

·         Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

·         Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

 

JLM

 

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